Prophet of Bones
Ted Kosmatka
St. Martin's Griffin, 2014 edition
This is the first novel I've read from Kosmatka, and I seriously couldn't put it down. Wow. Thrills, terror, science, and politics are all dexterously mixed in a world with one great difference from our own: science has proven religion is true and the Earth is 6,000 years old (or has it)? Kosmatka's novel is sort of like what you'd get if you mixed the writing brains of Scott Sigler, James Rollins, and the late Michael Crichton and then added even more talent. Kosmatka takes as his real-life point of departure the Flores "hobbit" bones, and the plot rockets forward from there. As a science writer and novelist, I kept finding myself stopping just to marvel at the way the author had taken one of the more difficult sciences, genetics, and illustrated it in many different ways (including the explanation from an autistic scientist who visualizes genetic codes as a musician does music) along the way to probing the mysteries of human origins. The solution to this thriller is wholly original, the characters fascinating, and the plot a clever take on science vs. religion, only turned backwards and sideways from the way it's usually presented. The science will be too heavy for some readers, and I barely kept up myself, but I learned things all along the twisting journey of our heroes toward a destination they have no idea exists. This is a marvelous book in every respect.
Saturday, January 28, 2017
Thursday, January 26, 2017
My simple take on the current EPA policy
It's not taking a political position at all - left, right, Democratic, or Republican - to assert that taxpayers should have open, direct, and transparent access to all research funded BY taxpayers that is not a critical military secret.
The loneliest whale?
Is this whale really lonely? Or does he just sing a little differently from everyone else? For all we know, this unique animal's 52Hz song might be irresistible to females, and he might have more company than he can handle. But no one can resist the image of a sad wanderer in the depths who may be a hybrid, the only one of his kind.
Or maybe he just flunked music in his school. (OK, a group of whales is a pod, but the pun is what's irresistible to me)
Or maybe he just flunked music in his school. (OK, a group of whales is a pod, but the pun is what's irresistible to me)
Wednesday, January 25, 2017
New crab species named for Potter characters
There are so many species being discovered, there's plenty of room to get creative. This new crab from Guam honors Harry and his nemesis, Professor Snape, with the name Harryplax severus. No word if any are destined for the Hogwarts kitchens.
Monday, January 23, 2017
Happy Birthday, Tet Zoo!
Dr. Darren Naish's blog Tetrapod Zoology is like nothing else: an always-lively exploration of topics in zoology, paleobiology, and cryptozoology (Naish keeps an open mind about the latter but is not at all impressed with its results). He can get very technical (he loves temospondyls) or very "pop" (exploring the idea of sea serpents.) Even his most technical work, though, is understandable thanks to clear writing and deep knowledge of all his topics. (In case you, too, are wondering, temospondyls are a subclass of unusual prehistoric beasts once classified as reptiles. I remember owning a set of plastic toy dinosaurs that included Eryops, a splendid example of the group.)
Before he was with the blog network of Scientific American, Naish's blog was a standalone enterprise, and this entry (on, what else, temospondyls) is an example of that iteration. Many of the early items were collected in this book. Whether the topic is Britain's largest dinosaur (discovered by Naish), the re-imagining of cryptooology as "speculative biology," the plausibility of Godzilla, or reports of giant orangutans, Naish will keep a science buff reading for hours, or days, or weeks.
Finally, I should note Darren contributed a great deal to the chapters of my book Shadows of Existence: Discoveries and Speculations in Zoology that concern hybrid, reported, or speculative cetaceans, and I am forever grateful.
Happy birthday, Tet Zoo!
Before he was with the blog network of Scientific American, Naish's blog was a standalone enterprise, and this entry (on, what else, temospondyls) is an example of that iteration. Many of the early items were collected in this book. Whether the topic is Britain's largest dinosaur (discovered by Naish), the re-imagining of cryptooology as "speculative biology," the plausibility of Godzilla, or reports of giant orangutans, Naish will keep a science buff reading for hours, or days, or weeks.
Finally, I should note Darren contributed a great deal to the chapters of my book Shadows of Existence: Discoveries and Speculations in Zoology that concern hybrid, reported, or speculative cetaceans, and I am forever grateful.
Happy birthday, Tet Zoo!
Monday, January 16, 2017
Farewell, Gene Cernan
Goodbye to the last man on the Moon.
"I'm on the surface; and, as I take man's last step
from the surface, back home for some time to come - but we believe not too long
into the future - I'd like to just [say] what I believe history will record.
That America's challenge of today has forged man's destiny of tomorrow. And, as
we leave the Moon at Taurus-Littrow, we leave as we came and, God willing, as
we shall return: with peace and hope for all mankind. Godspeed the crew of
Apollo 17."
Ad Astra, Gene.
When did the first Americans get here?
This problem has always nagged at me. While I'm far from an expert and have taken no relevant classes, old estimates of human arrival in North America of 12,000-14,000 year BP, in my layman's mind, didn't seem to allow for all the human activity that went on in every corner of two vast continents. That included not only establishing populations but wiping out megafauna that withstood the onslaught of many large mammalian predators, from saber-tooth cats to the American lion to the largest and tallest bears that have ever lived (and the wiping out of the predators themselves). This date of 24,000 years BP seems in some ways more reasonable. It's also interesting to speculate how the very first people got here: was the ocean a barrier or a highway? Remember that humans went by boat to Australia some 50,000 years ago.
Does this paper have the real answer?
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Traditional theory (NIH/US government illustration)
Does this paper have the real answer?
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Saturday, January 14, 2017
Book Review: Hawai'i's Dolphins and Whales
The Lives of Hawai‘i’s Dolphins and Whales: Natural History and Conservation
- Robin W. Baird
- University of Hawaii Press, 2016 (352pp.)This look at the cetaceans that live around the Hawai'ian chain is amazing in every way. Well organized, well written, and stunningly illustrated with memorable photographs, it's the definitive book on its subject.I've had the honor of talking with Dr. Baird about a paper I'm writing on cetacean tracking, and he's done extensive work in this area. He includes contact maps that show which species are likely to be where (whether in the shallows or 3,000 meters down) and which are resident and which only transit the islands.Landlubbers, even relatively well-read ones like myself, then to think of one patch of an ocean as pretty much like another and an island as a big rock that merely supports some terrestrial and coastal species. Baird opens by explaining clearly that things are a lot more complex. This area of the Pacific is a kind of desert and the island chain an oasis which alters currents, temperatures, phytoplankton populations, and other aspects of the surrounding sea. This in turn greatly influences the suitability of the areas to its many species of cetaceans.Seven species of baleen whales have been spotted around Hawai'i (only Bryde's whale appears to have a resident population), along with eighteen species of toothed whales (including dolphins), eleven of which have gone native. Baird, along with colleagues and volunteers, has been studying these animals since 1999, and every season spent in the islands has brought new knowledge of the individual species and the ecosystems they influence and inhabit. There's a good explanation of how cetaceans are studied in the area, including one tool I didn't know about: a laser that puts spots on a photographed animal 15 cm apart so size can be judged.Then come the species descriptions, every one of which offers something new. I had no idea that false killer whales not only engage in a game of “pass the dead fish" with prey but include visiting humans in the game, or that pilot whales sometimes grab humans to BE the playtoy, or that a sperm whale once deliberately rammed and sunk a 40-foot yacht for reasons completely unknown. The descriptions of the enigmatic beaked whales are especially informative.Baird covers the conservation status and threats to each species as part of his descriptions: none of the Hawai’an population is in imminent danger of extinction, but many bear watching, and the impact of sonar and other human activities is worrying at best and needs more research,The photographs, some from above the water (e.g., a melon-headed whale's dorsal fin with a round hole bit clean through by a cookie-cutter shark) many underwater (e.g., an oceanic whitetip shark following close behind pilot whales) are all excellent, and some are jaw-dropping.Baird writes with obvious technical expertise, but clearly enough for the interested nonscientist to follow, so this book will hopefully spread the knowledge of Hawai’ian cetaceans to a broad audience. This is a magnificent achievement.
Wednesday, January 11, 2017
The latest new primate - "Skywalker" gibbon
Gibbons are the most numerous of the apes, being split into four families and 17 species living in southern Asia and Indonesia. Gibbons enjoy life in the treetops, swinging using their long arms with abilities that would put Tarzan to shame. They can make an incredible 50km/hour this way when in a hurry. (They can also do a bipedal walk on the ground, but clearly don't like it much, as they have to use those arms to balance the way tightrope walkers use poles.)
Incidentally, a ground-dwelling gibbon might exist in Sumatra, where it's known as orang-pendek: it's one of the most probable animals in cryptozoology, but that's not our story today.
Our story is about a brand-new species.
The discoverers of a new gibbon from China, it appears, are fans of the Star Wars films. It was known that gibbons lived in the forests of Yunnan province, but no one had taken a close enough look until now to determine they were a separate species. The Skywalker hoolock gibbon has a scientific name which, in Chinese characters, translates as "heavenly movement." Skywalkers, alas, are few and far between, like Jedi: there may be only 200 of the apes.
It's another reminder that we don't know all the animals on Earth - and another reminder that so many animals are in precarious situations.
Incidentally, a ground-dwelling gibbon might exist in Sumatra, where it's known as orang-pendek: it's one of the most probable animals in cryptozoology, but that's not our story today.
Our story is about a brand-new species.
Zoo gibbon (unknown species)
The discoverers of a new gibbon from China, it appears, are fans of the Star Wars films. It was known that gibbons lived in the forests of Yunnan province, but no one had taken a close enough look until now to determine they were a separate species. The Skywalker hoolock gibbon has a scientific name which, in Chinese characters, translates as "heavenly movement." Skywalkers, alas, are few and far between, like Jedi: there may be only 200 of the apes.
It's another reminder that we don't know all the animals on Earth - and another reminder that so many animals are in precarious situations.
Saturday, December 31, 2016
Hoping for better in 2017
Tennyson said it best.
Ring Out, Wild bells: by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
Ring out, wild bells, to the wild sky,
The flying cloud, the frosty light;
The year is dying in the night;
Ring out, wild bells, and let him die.
The flying cloud, the frosty light;
The year is dying in the night;
Ring out, wild bells, and let him die.
Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.
Ring out the grief that saps the mind,
For those that here we see no more,
Ring out the feud of rich and poor,
Ring in redress to all mankind.
For those that here we see no more,
Ring out the feud of rich and poor,
Ring in redress to all mankind.
Ring out a slowly dying cause,
And ancient forms of party strife;
Ring in the nobler modes of life,
With sweeter manners, purer laws.
And ancient forms of party strife;
Ring in the nobler modes of life,
With sweeter manners, purer laws.
Ring out the want, the care the sin,
The faithless coldness of the times;
Ring out, ring out my mournful rhymes,
But ring the fuller minstrel in.
The faithless coldness of the times;
Ring out, ring out my mournful rhymes,
But ring the fuller minstrel in.
Ring out false pride in place and blood,
The civic slander and the spite;
Ring in the love of truth and right,
Ring in the common love of good.
The civic slander and the spite;
Ring in the love of truth and right,
Ring in the common love of good.
Ring out old shapes of foul disease,
Ring out the narrowing lust of gold;
Ring out the thousand wars of old,
Ring in the thousand years of peace.
Ring out the narrowing lust of gold;
Ring out the thousand wars of old,
Ring in the thousand years of peace.
Ring in the valiant man and free,
The larger heart, the kindlier hand;
Ring out the darkness of the land,
Ring in the Christ that is to be.
The larger heart, the kindlier hand;
Ring out the darkness of the land,
Ring in the Christ that is to be.
Friday, December 30, 2016
Last chance for the vaquita
To mix metaphors, the world's smallest cetacean is essentially swimming off a cliff into oblivion. Twenty years ago, there were over 500 vaquita porpoises in the Gulf of California. A year ago, when I started a study of satellite tracking requirements, there were officially 80-90, but Dr. Robin Baird warned us that was too high - there might be only 50. Now there may only be 40. Entanglement in nets set illegally for the totoaba - a fish whose bladder is prized in China - has driven the species to the brink. Since humans exterminated China's baiji in 2006, the vaquita is the rarest, most endangered cetacean in the world.
A succession of measures (described here) by the Mexican government and nonprofit agencies has failed to stem the decline. Now the government is going for the last resort: capture of vaquitas to be maintained in open-water pens, where they will hopefully survive until the Gulf can be cleared of poachers (if that's possible) or create a viable captive population.
This is very chancy stuff: the vaquita has never been maintained in captivity. Cetacean-keeping is still something of an art, and a controversial one. It is possible to maintain captive populations, the outstanding example being the bottlenose dolphin. Bottlenoses, though, mate easily in captivity (and not just with their own species, but with anything they can entice or coerce, producing a dizzying array of hybrids) and we have decades of experience maintaining them. We don't know if vaquitas will take well to a restricted pen and unusual conditions. We don't know how many breeding females there are to begin with.
But I don't think there's an alternative, given the way so many anti-poaching measures have fallen short - at least, no alternative less drastic than the extreme of flooding the Gulf with military forces with shoot-to-kill orders, the military is lending a hand, as U.S. Navy dolphins are among the forces being deployed now to find and bring in the vaquitas. The rest of us can only cross our fingers and wish the vaquitas good luck.
Netted vaquita (NOAA)
A succession of measures (described here) by the Mexican government and nonprofit agencies has failed to stem the decline. Now the government is going for the last resort: capture of vaquitas to be maintained in open-water pens, where they will hopefully survive until the Gulf can be cleared of poachers (if that's possible) or create a viable captive population.
This is very chancy stuff: the vaquita has never been maintained in captivity. Cetacean-keeping is still something of an art, and a controversial one. It is possible to maintain captive populations, the outstanding example being the bottlenose dolphin. Bottlenoses, though, mate easily in captivity (and not just with their own species, but with anything they can entice or coerce, producing a dizzying array of hybrids) and we have decades of experience maintaining them. We don't know if vaquitas will take well to a restricted pen and unusual conditions. We don't know how many breeding females there are to begin with.
Vaquita (Phocoena sinus) (NOAA)
But I don't think there's an alternative, given the way so many anti-poaching measures have fallen short - at least, no alternative less drastic than the extreme of flooding the Gulf with military forces with shoot-to-kill orders, the military is lending a hand, as U.S. Navy dolphins are among the forces being deployed now to find and bring in the vaquitas. The rest of us can only cross our fingers and wish the vaquitas good luck.
Thursday, December 29, 2016
It's not nice to read Mother Nature
The online world is, of course, full of crap that sometimes
seems destined to drown out real information. "Natural News" may be
the worst of the worst: nothing in it is news and very little is nature, unless
you count human nature (grasping for money). From a source I'm always happy to recommend, Sharon Hill's' DoubtfulNews, comes another example - not as bad as Natural News, but concerning. Sharon writes, "Mother Nature Network
(MNN)...is a site that takes real science stories and rewrites them, getting
them wrong in the process." Case in point: no, there is no river of molten
iron flowing from Russia to Canada that's about to flip the Earth's poles.
There's a really interesting science story buried in here, related to a real
paper about magnetic anatomies indicating real movements of Earth's
not-so-solid innards, but Ms. Hill, a geologist, notes this is part of a trend
of simplifying and torqueing science into clickbait.
When I have time to try to catch up on science online, I usually
read the breezy LiveScience and the more technical Science Daily and the BBC for a broad range of headlines and stories, Scientific American, the New York Times, Nat Geo, and Smithsonian for
depth, NOAA.gov and NASA.gov, and a handful of others. There are many more good
sites, but there are an increasing number of bad ones: do your research and
pick the ones in your area of interest that you can consistently trust!
Handy biology dictionary goes online
Dr. Christopher Chen aims to put definitions for common biology terms at everyone's fingertips, and he wrote me asking me to take a look at his site. A quick glance over his Biology Dictionary is very promising. Dr. Chen's explanation of three sample terms I checked (species, chordate, and sexual reproduction) are very clear. The writing is good, there are hundreds of terms here, and on the whole this looks like a great resource. The only nit I can pick is that the writing isn't quite flawless: Dr. Chen occasionally drops an "s," writing "scientist" when he meant "scientists," That, however, is a VERY minor issue. I'm happy to recommend his site.
Sunday, December 18, 2016
New Species of 2016
I can never say it enough: there is still much to explore.
In 2016, science introduced us to some more amazing creatures.
A tiny bioluminscent octopus. A flatworm named for the President and a mantis named for a Supreme Court justice. Two new species of flower named after being trapped in amber for 15 million years. From the fossil record, a new tyrannosaurid and a river dolphin. Oh, and we realized there were four living giraffe species instead of one.
And, of course, the fossil of the decade: a dinosaur's feathered tail trip, trapped in amber. No DNA to clone from, but a wealth of information.
Go, science!
In 2016, science introduced us to some more amazing creatures.
A tiny bioluminscent octopus. A flatworm named for the President and a mantis named for a Supreme Court justice. Two new species of flower named after being trapped in amber for 15 million years. From the fossil record, a new tyrannosaurid and a river dolphin. Oh, and we realized there were four living giraffe species instead of one.
image NOAA
And, of course, the fossil of the decade: a dinosaur's feathered tail trip, trapped in amber. No DNA to clone from, but a wealth of information.
Go, science!
Thursday, December 15, 2016
Book Review: Still in Search of Prehistoric Survivors
- Still in Search of Prehistoric Survivors: The Creatures That Time Forgot? by Karl P N Shuker Coachwhip Publications - 2016
- Karl Shuker, one of the few Ph.D. zoologists who spends time in cryptozoology-land, has assembled in this 600-page magnum opus the most ambitious single volume on cryptozoology since Bernard Heuvelmans' original "On the Track of Unknown Animals." It's also the most sumptuously illustrated cryptozoology book ever, thanks to several artists but most prominently the superb Bill Rebsamen.
- Shuker, in this massive rewrite and expansion of a previous book, does not cover all reported cryptids. He is interested in those which may be unrecognized survivors from past eras (this eliminates, for example, the intriguing giant fish of Lake Iliamna, and sasquatch and yeti get only brief treatments). Shuker makes the most persuasive case for Australia's marsupial cat, the yarri, a possible survivor from the genus Thylacoleo. I agree with him completely that this animal existed into the 20th century and just maybe still does. Shuker does not accept every survivor theory: he doubts the late survival of the magnificent Irish elk, the mammoth, or the American lion Panthera leo atrox. However, he seems accepting, to my mind, of a few too many. He makes the strongest case possible for the African sauropod, known as mokele-membe among other names, but I think he falls short: widespread similarities in stories and art can exist even with completely mythical animals, such as the European and Chinese dragons, and he dismisses too quickly the argument of the dean of African dinosaur paleontology, Louis Jacobs, that the area involved is not a "Lost World" untouched since the Mesozoic. Also, I sometimes find Shuker is too quick to accept the word of sole long-ago eyewitnesses as most likely truthful, where a little more caution is called for. ( These are my opinions: I sincerely hope they are wrong in every case!)
- All that said, this is a magnificent compendium of information, and Shuker is to be commended for his exhaustive research and clear writing. While I am myself a cryptozoological reader and writer with decades of experience, Shuker here offers a great deal that is new to me. Notable examples are reports of the North American waheela (a really nasty predator like a wolf on steroids, which hasn't been reported recently but may have been a late survivor of the "bear-dogs" or Amphicyonidae ) and several African and Chinese animals. Some of the subjects are famous, and some you've never heard of. Shuker builds interesting cases for lesser-known cryptids ranging from several large Indonesian birds to (relying a great deal on Prof. Christine Janis' work) a pig-sized hyrax from China.
I doubt we will find more than a few of these animals alive, but I will be surprised if we don't find any. Shuker has poured many years of his life into this work, and the result is one of the foundational works of cryptozoology.
Microsatellites: CYGNSS takes wing
One of the advantages of microsats is that you can deploy them affordably in constellations to measure a given phenomenon from many points at once, or to make sure one satellite is always over a given area beneath the orbital planes. Orbital's really cool Pegasus launcher (the first private launcher in the US and the first aircraft-launched space booster known to be a success) placed 8 29-kilogram CYGNSS hurricane-watching satellites in orbit today. Congratulations to Orbital, to the satellite builders (SWRI and University of Michigan, with Sierra Nevada building the deployment mechanism), and to NASA.
Tuesday, December 13, 2016
A spider named for a sorting hat
The world has at least 35,000 known species of spiders, with some sources putting it all the way up to 43,000 or even 50,000 (zoological counting is not the exact science you'd think it is: scientists can have varying opinions on what descriptions are valid, which are duplicates, which can't be verified, etc.). There is no question many more remain to be found: no one would be shocked if a (currently unaffordable) complete census of every spider living somewhere on the planet topped 100,000.
Some of those spiders are downright weird. Whether it's catching birds or ballooning on silk threads or locomoting underwater, spiders are an adaptable bunch. Many species use some kind of camouflage. Now a newly discovered species from India which seeks to imitate a dead leaf has received a unique name. The disguise involved a cone-shaped body that looks a little like rolled-up dried leaf and nothing like a spider. It does, however, look like a certain famous magical hat. And so we have the Harry Potter Sorting Hat spider, Eriovixia gryffindori. J.K. Rowling has tweeted that she's honored.
"50 points for Gryffindor!"
Some of those spiders are downright weird. Whether it's catching birds or ballooning on silk threads or locomoting underwater, spiders are an adaptable bunch. Many species use some kind of camouflage. Now a newly discovered species from India which seeks to imitate a dead leaf has received a unique name. The disguise involved a cone-shaped body that looks a little like rolled-up dried leaf and nothing like a spider. It does, however, look like a certain famous magical hat. And so we have the Harry Potter Sorting Hat spider, Eriovixia gryffindori. J.K. Rowling has tweeted that she's honored.
"50 points for Gryffindor!"
Thursday, December 08, 2016
Farewell to a Hero: John Glenn
Once we had people called "heroes." They weren't Hollywood or sports or recording stars. They didn't get rich. When their country called them to war, they went. When asked to risk their lives on the farthest frontiers of exploration, they went. When they saw opportunities to make their country better, they stepped up.
Remember that song, "We Don't Need Another Hero?" Well, we do. We need more people like this.
Godspeed, John Glenn
Remember that song, "We Don't Need Another Hero?" Well, we do. We need more people like this.
Godspeed, John Glenn
Wednesday, December 07, 2016
The most puzzling "sea serpent" of all time
Are there large and strange unclassified
animals roaming the oceans of the world?
The best eyewitness evidence of this possibility came 111 years ago today from two
British men of science, Michael J. Nicoll and E.G.B. Meade-Waldo. In 1905, these witnesses observed a "sea
monster" which has never been explained.
The men were both experienced naturalists,
Fellows of the Zoological Society of London.
Their account of "a creature of most extraordinary form and
proportions" is recorded in the Society's Proceedings and Nicoll's 1908 book Three Voyages of A Naturalist.
On December 7, 1905, at 10:15 AM, Nicoll
and Meade-Waldo were on a research cruise aboard the yacht Valhalla. They were fifteen
miles east of the mouth of Brazil's Parahiba River when Nicoll turned to his
companion and asked, "Is that the fin of a great fish?"
The fin was cruising past them about a
hundred yards away. Meade-Waldo
described it as "dark seaweed-brown, somewhat crinkled at the
edge." The visible part was roughly
rectangular, about six feet long and two feet high.
As Meade-Waldo watched through “powerful” binoculars, a head on a long neck
rose in front of the frill. He described
the neck as "about the thickness of a slight man's body, and from seven to
eight feet was out of the water; head and neck were all about the same
thickness ... The head had a very turtle-like appearance, as also the eye. It moved its head and neck from side to side
in a peculiar manner: the color of the head and neck was dark brown above, and
whitish below - almost white, I think."
Nicoll noted, "Below the water we
could indistinctly see a very large brownish-black patch, but could not make
out the shape of the creature."
They kept the creature in sight for several minutes before the Valhalla drew away from the beast. The yacht was traveling under sail and could
not come about. At 2:00 AM on December
8th, however, three crewmembers saw what appeared to be the same animal, almost
entirely submerged.
In a letter to author Rupert T. Gould,
author of The Case for the Sea Serpent,
Meade-Waldo remarked, "I shall never forget poor Nicoll's face of
amazement when we looked at each other after we had passed out of sight of it
... " Nicoll marveled, “This creature was an example, I consider, of what
has been so often reported, for want of a better name, as the ‘great
sea-serpent.’”
What did these gentlemen see? Meade-Waldo offered no theory. Nicoll, while admitting it is
"impossible to be certain," suggested they had seen an unknown
species of mammal, adding, "…the general appearance of the creature,
especially the soft, almost rubber-like fin, gave one this
impression." The witnesses did not
notice any diagnostic features such as hair, pectoral fins, gills, or nostrils.
The late zoologist Bernard Heuvelmans, in
his exhaustive tome In the Wake of the
Sea-Serpents, suggested this sighting involved a huge eel or eel-shaped
fish swimming with its head and forebody out of the water. For reasons no one understands, the largest
known species of eel, the conger, does swim this way on occasion. Interestingly, the conger also has been
observed to undulate on its side at the water’s surface, producing an
appearance that looks little like an eel and a lot like a serpentine monster,
albeit a small one. Congers are known to
reach about nine feet in length.
Another candidate for the sighting might
be a reptile. Nicoll's sketch certainly
bears some resemblance to a plesiosaur, a Mesozoic-era tetrapod suggested as a
solution for sea serpent sightings as early as 1833.
Plesiosaurs keep turning up in connection
to sea serpents because they were one of the few marine species of any type in
the fossil record to have long necks.
American humorist Will Cuppy once remarked on plesiosaurs, “They might
have a had a useful career as sea serpents, but they were before their time.
There was nobody to scare except fish, and that was hardly worth while.” Indeed, the plesiosaur fossil record stops
with that of their land-based cousins, the dinosaurs.
There is another problem in connecting
these animals to the 1905 description.
In addition to the absence of relevant fossils dated within the last
sixty million years, no plesiosaur is known to have possessed a dorsal
fin. There was no need for a dorsal fin
for stability on the turtle-like bodies of these animals. A plesiosaur with a fin or frill unsupported
by bones and thus unlikely to fossilize, presumably for threat or sexual
display, is not impossible, but this is pure speculation.
Nicoll's idea of a mammal poses problems
as well. No known mammal, living or
extinct, fits the description given by the two naturalists. Some cryptozoologists believe sea monster
reports are attributable to archaeocetes: prehistoric snakelike whales, such as
those in the genus Basilosaurus. It's conceivable this group could have
evolved a long-necked form, but the known whales were actually evolving in the
opposite direction, resulting in the neckless or almost neckless modern
cetaceans. One other mammalian
possibility is a huge elongated seal.
This seems equally difficult to support, given that no known seal,
living or extinct, has either a truly long neck or a dorsal fin.
Meade-Waldo was aware of the famous sea
monster report made in 1848 by the crew of the frigate HMS Daedalus. He thought his own
creature "might easily be the same."
The Daedalus witnesses
described an animal resembling "a large snake or eel" with a visible
length estimated at sixty feet. To me, though, a squid or whale seems most likely.
There are a few reports specifically
describing giant eels. A German vessel,
the Kaiserin Augusta Victoria,
observed such a creature in its entirety off England in 1912. The Kaiserin's
Captain Ruser described it as about twenty feet long and eighteen inches thick.
Four Irish fisherman claimed to have caught a nineteen-foot eel in 1915. In 1947, the officers of the Grace liner Santa Clara reported their ship ran over
a brown eel-like creature estimated at sixty feet long. In 1971, English fisherman Stephen Smith was
in the area of the 1912 sighting when he allegedly encountered an eel over
twenty feet long, with the head of a conger eel but “four times the size.” He told author Paul Harrison, “I have fished
all over the world, but never have I seen something like this.” Smith suggested it was “…a form of hybrid
eel, but at twenty feet? There must be a more rational explanation, but I’m
damned if I know what it is!”
The only “non-monster” hypothesis which
has been advanced to explain the Valhalla
sighting came from Richard Ellis, a prominent writer on marine life. Ellis has suggested that a giant squid
swimming with its tentacles foremost, with one tentacle or arm held above the
surface, could present an unusual appearance which, combined with a reasonable
degree of observer error, might account for the details reported in this case.
Squid can
swim tentacles-first, and often do so when approaching prey. For one to have presented the appearance
described, though, it must have acted in a totally unnatural fashion. The squid would have to swim on its side to
keep one fin above the water while pointlessly holding up a single limb and
swimming forward for several minutes.
Even assuming it is physically possible for a squid to act this way, it
seems impossible to come up with a reason why it might do so. This explanation also requires that
Meade-Waldo, at least, made a major mistake, since he recorded seeing a large
body under water “behind the frill.”
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| The original eyewitness drawing by Nicoll (out of copyright) |
While the idea of a large seagoing animal
remaining unidentified to this day may seem surprising, it’s not beyond the
bounds of plausibility. Recently identified whales have already been
mentioned. The sixteen-foot megamouth
shark (Megachasma pelagios) , while discovered quite a while back (1976) is a good example because this huge, slow-moving, blimplike filter-feeder was not just unknown as a living species, but completely unknown in
every respect. There were no fossil
indications, no sighting reports, and no local folklore about such a strange
creature among Pacific islanders. The
species just appeared. To cite the most recent example, the newest of the beaked whales was known only by Japanese fishermen's reports until it stranded in Alaska in June 2016,
The whole sea serpent business is hoplelessly buried in hype and hoax, but there are a handful of reports that still make a few scientists wonder. If the Valhalla report is ever satisfactorily explained, I'm willing to give up the whole topic. But all we know for now is that, on this date in 1905, two well-qualified witnesses described a large unknown
marine animal for which no convincing explanation has been presented.
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